• mom:don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me:fire cannot kill a dragon
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1 day ago

back @home

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1 week ago

@algarve (beaches and stuff)

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2 weeks ago
  • alex turner:i couldnt get the hang of poetry
  • alex turner literally .002 seconds later:thats not a skirt girl thats a sawed off shotgun, and i can only hope you've got it aimed at me
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2 weeks ago

(Source: classicpages)

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2 weeks ago
tagged: wooooooo, y u no remove the axis,

the-little-illusion-machine:

obviouslybicycling:

vanilla—coke:

So I get a new calculator and this is the first thing I do with it…

In case you’re wondering, the equation is: f(x)=-10*sin(PI*(x-PI/3))sin(20*PI(x-PI/3))(1+5*e^(-500(x-0.047)^2))
X-Min=-1, X-Max=1, Y-Min=-18, Y-Max=18

This is why math is important, kids

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2 weeks ago
tagged: ://///////////////////,
Sometimes we have Skype-sex or jerk off on Facetime!
— Miles Kane on his friendship with Alex Turner (x)

(Source: suckadogdikandsee)

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2 weeks ago
tagged: <3,

tinymobboss:

arctic monkeys lyrics are literally so beautiful & poetic i cant handle it (here have a few of my faves)

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2 weeks ago

michelleshiersphotography:

Stop makin’ the eyes at me I’ll stop making the eyes at you.  Happy friday from Michelle Shiers Photography «—-

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2 weeks ago
tagged: wanker,

Will The Last Shadow Puppets release anything soon? +

(Source: evoluniverse)